Biggest Pumpkin Wins

For some people, everything is a competition. In my house, some of the phrases you will hear quite often are:

• Last one is a rotten egg
  
• Second one in the car wins (usually spoken by the second one in the car)
  
• First one is a rotten egg because today is "opposite day" (also spoken by the second)
  

I guess this must have been "Biggest Pumpkin Wins" day and the red head wasn't going to let anything stand between him and victory.